{"title":"Desk Trophies","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny desk trophies for the people who almost won, barely tried, or lost with style. Each one has a sturdy printed base and a resin plate lettered and painted gold by hand. Pick a sassy saying or order your own. Perfect for white elephant swaps, fantasy football leagues and office gag gifts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-trophy","title":"Funny Trophy - Sarcastic Desk Award Gag Gift, 15 Sayings","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome wins deserve a real trophy. Some deserve one that says \u003cstrong\u003e“Nice Try You Lose.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach White Wolf Creations Funny Trophy is made in small batches in Texas: a sturdy 3D-printed PLA base, a resin-printed sign plate with the lettering built right into the print, hand-painted in gold and fastened with brass screws. It gets a laugh, then earns a permanent spot on the desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePick your saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll things being equal, YOU STILL LOSE! · ALMOST (BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH) · BOOM! I WON! · CLOSE, BUT NO · EPIC FAIL · HERE IS YOUR TROPHY · Nice Try, but you lose! · Not today Satan, not today · You did OK · I Didn’t LOSE (I ran out of time!) · Stop while you’re AHEAD · Thanks for Trying · THIS IS YOUR TROPHY · Well, you TRIED · WERE YOU EVEN TRYING?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 4.25″ × 1.75″ × 2.125″, small enough for any desk or shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterials: PLA base, 3D-printed resin sign plate, gold paint, brass screws\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLettering is part of the printed plate, then painted gold, so it won’t peel or rub off like a sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in small batches, so each one is a little different\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips from Texas in protective packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffice white elephant and Secret Santa swaps · fantasy football and trivia-night losers · “participation award” birthday gifts · coworker send-offs · friendly rivalries · anyone who deserves a little roasting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant your own words on the plate? See the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/custom-funny-trophy-personalized-desk-award-made-to-order\"\u003eCustom Funny Trophy\u003c\/a\u003e, made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"White Wolf Creations","offers":[{"title":"ALL THINGS","offer_id":68241400070365,"sku":"Funny Trophy-ALLTHINGS","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ALMOST","offer_id":68241400103133,"sku":"Funny Trophy-ALMOST","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BOOM I WON","offer_id":68241400135901,"sku":"Funny Trophy-BOOMWON","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CLOSE BUT NO","offer_id":68241400168669,"sku":"Funny Trophy-CLOSE","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"EPIC FAIL","offer_id":68241400234205,"sku":"Funny Trophy-EPIC","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"HERE IS YOUR TROPHY","offer_id":68241400266973,"sku":"Funny Trophy-HERETROPHY","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NICE TRY YOU LOSE","offer_id":68241400299741,"sku":"Funny Trophy-NICETRY","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NOT TODAY SATAN","offer_id":68241400332509,"sku":"Funny Trophy-NOTTODAY","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"YOU DID OKAY","offer_id":68241400365277,"sku":"Funny Trophy-OKAY","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"OUT OF TIME","offer_id":68241400398045,"sku":"Funny Trophy-OUTTIME","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD","offer_id":68241400430813,"sku":"Funny Trophy-STOPAHEAD","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"THANKS FOR TRYING","offer_id":68241400463581,"sku":"Funny Trophy-THANKSTRY","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"THIS IS YOUR TROPHY","offer_id":68241400496349,"sku":"Funny Trophy-THISTROPHY","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"YOU TRIED","offer_id":68241400529117,"sku":"Funny Trophy-TRIED","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"WERE YOU EVEN TRYING","offer_id":68241400561885,"sku":"Funny Trophy-TRYING","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0861\/9091\/5805\/files\/Funny-Trophy-ALLTHINGS-2.jpg?v=1792541022"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0861\/9091\/5805\/collections\/Funny-Trophy-NICETRY-1.jpg?v=1792667038","url":"https:\/\/whitewolfcreationstx.com\/collections\/desk-trophies.oembed","provider":"White Wolf Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}